hi tired i’m dad.
things eridan has said in canon:
things eridan has not said in canon:
fuckin pain in the ass fuckin clouds
Sebastian Stan needs to shut the fuck up. I don’t want to see any Winter soldier/Black Widow pairing at all.
Fuck that.
We established a relationship between Clint and Natasha in the Avengers. We don’t need another pairing for her. Or better yet, have...
If your fave is dead in canon clap your hands, *clap clap*
IF YOUR FAVE IS DEAD IN CANON CLAP YOUR HANDS *clap clap*
If your fave is dead in canon,
And you’ve had to turn to fandom,
If your fave is dead in canon clap your hands *clap clap*
*claps and sniffles for an embarrassingly long time after the song is over, while softly whimpering something that sounds suspiciously like ‘meowrails’*
WHEN UR OTP IS SO FUCKING CANON BUT IT ISNT OFFICIALLY CANON BUT THE FUCKING OFFICIAL ART IS SUGGESTING THE FACT UR OTP IS CANON AND U JU S T
*whistles lowly* *pulls out magnifying glass* are we talkin subtext, implied, heavily implied, borderline, practically canon, not disproved by canon, creator-acknowledged, or actually canon
Person A and B are at a park, A wants to do the Spiderman upside down kiss.While A is hanging they slip and fall. B just kisses A and says"My idiot.“
there is a scale of urls and it goes like this, from best to worst:
-canon url, no dashes
-semi canon url, slight letter change or dashes added
-url that is overall generic but means something to the blogger
-url with the letters spaced out with dashes
-[fictional character name]’s [body part] url
-url with slurs in it
-unironic superwholock url
the likelyhood of encountering those lower on the scale increases with every popular post you make. this is your only warning.
there are certain characters/families in the Harry Potter canon that are described as having fair or pale skin, the Potter line isn’t one of them. Harry and James both have canonically jet-black untidy hair but no canon ethnicity. Harry has “great skin”.
